Guns and Gardens Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse – Episode 1

As the leaves turn gold and fall’s cool breeze heralds another harvest my mind always turns to one thing – the inevitable zombie apocalypse. More importantly I think of how to survive in a world of civil unrest, scarce resources, and economies ground to a halt. But hey, this is just fantasy right? Not like that could really happen?

Guns and Gardens is a performance art series by a guy from San Francisco named Marque Cornblatt. As his unique spelling of the name “Mark” suggests his videos have a sneering subtext that will grate on most people, but they are overall extremely entertaining and do feature some useful information for survival of disasters zombie related or otherwise. This first episode has some nice ideas on how to maximize space for indoor gardens and the storage of supplies.

In theory this is rated R for violence but the violence is fairly cheesy so though it’s not for kids it’s as safe for work as any video on survivalism. Of course if you’re at work cruising the web you’re literally robbing your employer but that’s a moral issue I won’t deal with here, slackers.

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3 Responses to Guns and Gardens Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse – Episode 1

  1. Mona says:

    I really like this guy. Don’t know why. He’s entertaining and actually trying to teach people how to survive.

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  3. Thanks for covering my webshow. I wanted to let you know that we’ve just released our 7th episode, and in celebration we’re now offering a very cool iPhone app called “Zombie Tools” It’s like a Swiss Army knife in your pocket of real, working tools that can help you in any disaster scenario – but ESPECIALLY zombies. Check it out:

    Zombie Tools ☣ from Guns & Gardens LLC is the only iOS app you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. It includes a range of useful modules, including a global emergency Sit-Rep, Motion Detector, Signal Light, Video Feed, Survival Journal and more. It’s got so many useful tools, it’s like a digital “Swiss Army Knife” in your pocket.

    App link:
    App commercial:

    ✔ SitRep (24-7 Situational Report)
    ‣ Worldwide Emergency Alert System
    ‣ Day/Date, Chronograph, Sunrise/Sunset, Moon Phase/Daylight remaining
    ‣ Detailed Weather, 5-day Forecast, Wind, Visibility, Dew point, Humidity, stats
    ‣ Auto GPS location

    ✔ Motion Detector
    ‣ Secure any location from intrusion in seconds – works on zombies, humans and animals
    ‣ Audio and Visual alarm
    ‣ Programable “kill-switch” unlock sequence
    ‣ Adjustable sensitivity

    ✔ Morse Code Signal Light
    ‣ Industrial-strength Illumination and Communication
    ‣ 4 modes
    ‣ Standard illuminator – white light
    ‣ Strobe – blinking white light
    ‣ Emergency – blinking red/blue light
    ‣ Morse Code – blinking white light
    ‣ Send messages via text input – no need to learn Morse Code!

    ✔ Marque’s Survival Journal
    ‣ One-of-a-kind tips from the Internet’s top zombie survival expert
    ‣ Step-by-step instructions/illustrations for making weapons, food, water, shelter, first-aid and more
    ‣ Continuously updated with new information

    ✔ Video Uplink
    ‣ Instant streaming access to all episodes of Guns & Gardens
    ‣ Sneak-peak early access to new episodes
    ‣ Exclusive videos and other in-app content

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